I want to take a moment to say, on a very serious level, that we care about the people who listen to our nonsense and the people who do not, the people we know and the people we never will.
Speaking with great sincerity, if something is ever weighing on you, troubling you, or you need a person to hear your thoughts, we will happily be an open ear. I know that it’s not always easy to feel safe expressing yourself to those around you, but we are ready to listen and respond.
And if not us, I promise you, there is someone out there to listen.
Someone should start band beef with us
Like we should have a brawl they’d talk about on Fuse in 2004 over something like choreographed stage moves or who has the better goatee
Who wants to be our beefy band?
Really not into crowdfunding, but if someone wants to give us a truckload of money to tour indefinitely that’d be a cool thing to do